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We waited on line for about an hour and half before we were seated. Once inside, it became clear that this place was a literal scam. There were so many open tables and the fact that I had to wait outside in the hot sun pissed me off. It's as if they have no concern for customers with a sweating condition!
I was expecting there to be a variety of options of milkshake creations (since I stalked their insta in the days leading up to our visit), however there were only four. FOUR OPTIONS. I travelled to Soho, waited on line for over an hour and like a cherry to top it all off, I was promised a variety of heavenly sweet treats to only be given less options than I can count on a hand. Goodbye sir, just goodbye.
I wanted to order three milkshakes mostly because the cotton candy milkshake would match my outfit better than the others, but my parents reprimanded me and said I couldn't. The milkshakes were pretty good, but the company I had is what made this excursion worth it!
I left Black Tap with the following: -$4.73 in my bank account, a blood clot in my leg, heat stroke and tighter pants. Thanks to these milkshakes, the boys are definitely not coming to my yard any time soon. Looks like the only boyfriend I will be spooning in the near future will be from a container.
In conclusion, I paid $15 for my most liked instagram picture, which tbh isn't the worst thing I have done for the gram. Check out Natalie's blog to see what she thought about Black Tap's milkshakes and make sure to check back soon to see what we cross off our bucket list next!
I was expecting there to be a variety of options of milkshake creations (since I stalked their insta in the days leading up to our visit), however there were only four. FOUR OPTIONS. I travelled to Soho, waited on line for over an hour and like a cherry to top it all off, I was promised a variety of heavenly sweet treats to only be given less options than I can count on a hand. Goodbye sir, just goodbye.
I wanted to order three milkshakes mostly because the cotton candy milkshake would match my outfit better than the others, but my parents reprimanded me and said I couldn't. The milkshakes were pretty good, but the company I had is what made this excursion worth it!
I left Black Tap with the following: -$4.73 in my bank account, a blood clot in my leg, heat stroke and tighter pants. Thanks to these milkshakes, the boys are definitely not coming to my yard any time soon. Looks like the only boyfriend I will be spooning in the near future will be from a container.
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| Final lick for the road |
Sincerely,
Stephen
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